If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Forget iApps & all the other cool features that Apple's little baby has in it's armoury, because the camera is where it's all at - It's easy to use & the weapon of choice, as these willing lovlies so wonderfully demonstrate!

The similarities are amazing! I know dogs look like their owners, but these transcend that. Unfortunately, some of my ex-girlfriends resembled Jabba the Hutt, not just in looks but in size.

Think of it as pr0n for powerpoint. The sort of stuff that makes mathematicians hot under the collar, and in this gallery the medium has been lovingly subverted to the cause of lolz.

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.

Some of us get nervous at the thought of an ear piercing, some of us find the idea of a needle piercing our skin & depositing ink repulsive, but some of us need a LOT more!

Hailing from the North Shore of Kauai, cute Alana Blanchard is one of the top 5 most popular women surfers on Earth - She's down to earth, beautiful and charges infamous Banzai Pipeline. She's a pin-up who can surf.

The burning question here is "would you or wouldn't you?" Do you have the confidence to date a woman who could physically overpower you in any conceivable way possible? Put like that it doesn't sound too bad.

Ah, for those wonderful days of college life, where you devoted all of your time to study and the pursuit of knowledge to further your young mind. There was very little time for anything else really. Or was that in another reality?

Stone cold foxes come in many different shapes and sizes. Thanks to this gallery I've now learned that they also come with a variable number of eyes. 2 or 4 is preferable but if she's hot enough she could even rock an eye-patch or monocle.

It brings a tear to the eye, don't it? But it's more like tears of laughter than tears of sympathy! It just makes me want to point like Nelson from The Simpsons and go "Ha ha!", or am I just being completely inhuman and mean...? Haha!