If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

When adverts are too controversial to be shown in public then they have served a purpose beyond their remit and so they end up where these have gone, the graveyard of adverts. For shame.

There's just something about a woman in uniform who knows how to handle her weapons that always gets me going! Here's a collection of deadly beauties from around the world.

Welcome to one of the most pleasurable pastimes on the whole planet, it's free, you can do it as many times and for as long you want (with the victim's consent) and it will always leave you with an enormous......smile :)

I love the fact that where & whenever females gather together, the temperature begins to soar and even the dullest of parties begins to kick off - It's nature's way of letting us know who's really in charge!

Summer's here (at last) and now that we've all got used to that yellow disk in the sky radiating heat and other caner-inducing particles, we suddenly realise it's not the best weather for surfing the interwebs. B4 you melt, here are some pics.

Somehow i reckon that some of these things will never turn up again, because they only really existed in the despairing victim's imagination. And the only reward they seem to be offering is that these bring a smile to your cynical face!

Some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

It's Tuesday (or Monday, depending on where you are?) which can only mean one thing. Time for another of our patented pic dumps. We've been scouring the intertubes for delectable morsels and here's what we dredged up. Enjoy.

Lets face it, if you are going to get something permanently marked onto your body for life it might as well be useful, something like a shopping list, the name of your mother-in-law, or your girlfriends b/day. Stuff like that!

Modern high speed cameras allow photographers to catch every little expression on a sportsmans face and boy does physical exertion contort them.