If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

There are some things that simply defy all sensible explainations. These are they. If you think you are able to explain why a panda is riding in a tiny car while playing the trumpet, then tell me and make my day. Go on, I dare you.

This has to be the most pimped out version of monopoly ever crafted by human hands. Wooden board, property cards and pieces all inlaid with mother of pearl and sparkly stones. It won't stop the arguments though...

International Bodypainting Festival in Daegu. The festival is the largest event in the field of body painting and spreads the art form to thousands of interested visitors each year.

WHAT UP, SLACKERS!? It's that time of the week again. Time for a dump of unparalleled proportions. Seriously, if this was measured on the Southpark scale of enormity it would weigh in at at least 12 Courics. Enjoy your Week.

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event for the internet - It's a continuing cute chick caught-short conundrum. Long may it reign.

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

These enterprising drug smugglers have decided to make a run for the border disguised as a 'Department of Transportation' car with enough contraband for one HELL of a party! - Cheech & Chong couldn't have done it better!

The amazing American actress proves that she can make anything look stunning just by being in the same vicinity - WOW!

Girls & guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. Not that it matters, there's something about a woman with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

It's time for a sumptuous helping of hand-assisted-asset maidens and their ongoing quest to discover the joys of themselves, friends and strangers all lending a helping hand to, what seems, a seriously perfect occasion :)