Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

Craig Grant bought a tree farm far away from the city and turned it into a sanctuary for all the cats he has rescued. He lives there with the cats and provides lots of love, care and companionship.

Awwww, 'Monday', doesn't the thought of it make you want to jump out of bed and grab the week by the scruff of the neck and say "THANK YOU, I LOVE WORKING!", thought not, me neither. Here's some pics to numb the pain.

Honestly, most of the people with bewbs who play World of Warcraft are male. We call them 'man bewbs', the creation of the years of mountain dew fueled-gameplay it takes to service a decent World of Warcraft character.

Forget everything you have ever learned about bespecled ladies, it's all lies. These four eyed females are some of the most freakiest, wildest women around. Don’t you want to know what is really behind those thick-rimmed spectacles?

I know what you want. You want to peruse a gallery of hamster glamour shots don't you? Thought so. Well, here it is, a collection of adorable fluffballs who have all been beutified and readied for their close-ups.

When people are making out and someone takes a picture it's your duty to get in the back on that shot and pull a stupid face. If you don't you're letting society down.

Get the sleeve of an appropriate book cover or record cover. Assign yourself some similar clothing. Place at amusingly correct angle. Get a pal to take a snap at the correct moment, and. the result: some pretty cool sleeveface pics.

If you live in the first world you're probably toiling under a constant barrage of earth shattering problems that only other people who live in the first world can empathise with, like these. Here's to you, you poor unfortunate souls.

While nature tries to destroy us and man tries to kill his fellow man, it's good to know that beauty pageants still exist to balance things out. At least i have figured one thing from this, i'd rather be in Carolina than Idaho :)

Sometimes temptation is too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.