Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

Ah, for those wonderful days of college life, where you devoted all of your time to study and the pursuit of knowledge to further your young mind. There was very little time for anything else really. Or was that in another reality?

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn - If you have a friend with OCD and want to troll them real good, you could do worse than to copy some of these pranks.

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

The joys of being a student, you sleep in late, go out all night partying. But the downside, shared accommodation with a pedantic psychotic flat mate who leaves you crazy notes.

Social networking may be cool, but just remember that your parents have access to it as well. Facebook and parents are a pretty awful combination. Unwittingly revealing intimite details about you to the world.

It's weird to think that in the age of iTunes & MP3 playes that some of the younger generation will have no idea what an LP ablum cover looks like, for the rest of us it was an age of fun and really getting into the music.

Yep, it's that time again, time to sit back and let the drinks flow, the music play and the party to get into full swing. Then the moment you've patiently waited for arrives as it all mixes together - Babe MAYHEM!

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.

It's weird to think that in the age of iTunes & MP3 playes that some of the younger generation will have no idea what an LP album cover looks like, for the rest of us it was an age of fun and really getting into the music.