Stuff On Cats.......WTF!?!

What is it about cats that makes them so damn mellow? These cats just lay there as people place tons of inappropriate stuff on them. Are they stoned on catnip or something?

"Houston, we have a problem!" - Cute chicks have invaded the planet earth - BUTT, it's all good as they are insistent in displaying their rather fine rear assets for anyone who cares to look!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample assets, beer and lederhosen!

Beaches are a great place to relax and unwind. Unless the beach in question is this beach. This beach has planes flying so low over it that the turbulence can cause serious physical harm. Not exactly relaxing, eh?

This is the only way to neck a shot of your favourite tipple, be it Jack Daniels on bellybutton or cleavage tequila, so the next time you order at the bar, drink your drink from a lady's orifice!

This weeks dump is huge. Seriously massive. If it was an actual dump it would need to be delivered by c-section. 120 pictures deep it's not for the fair of heart. Your clicking finger is about to enter the RSI danger zone. Enjoy.

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

It's a part of life that everyone should embrace. When people are making out and someone takes a picture it's your duty to get in the back on that shot and pull a stupid face. If you don't you're letting society down.

Trust good old Mother Nature to cum up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them :)

Some women who post self shot phone pictures of themselves online need to steam the mirror up first or do some serious photoshooping. These women don't. These women are sublime self-shooting super-babes from on high.

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