Hot Bewbs And Guns!

Nothing does it for me more than beautiful women with big bazookas and big guns! How she keeps from popping out of that top has physicists stumped.

Shoichi Uchiyama the chef, considers spiders to be the finest insect sushi, "Domestic spiders are large at this time of year and the females are carrying their young in their stomachs, so they're both tasty and healthy"

More evidence (as if any was needed), or maybe it's some last-minute revision of the inextricable correlation between the ambient temperature and the attractiveness of the native females. Hot weather = hot women. Fact.

Sometimes temptation can become too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.

If you take a look it's plain to see that the old saying "Dogs begin to look like their owners, and vice-verca' is actually true. Just subtle similarities that make them a perfect match for each other.

Do you wake up every morning strugling with a good excuse not to go into the workplace? Sure, your work probably sucks, but count yourself very lucky. Whatever it is you do for a living, there's no way it's as bad as any of these. Tragic.

You really wouldn't think it could be that hard to avoid sounding like a paedophile or rapist organisation by choosing the right domain name for your company website, but how WRONG you would be - Time for some truly EPIC cockups'!

Just because you joined up doesn't mean you'll be spending all your time running around wielding exciting bits of weaponry. Luckily there's all kinds of fun and japes to be found in the armed forces.

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event for the internet - It's a continuing chick caught-short conundrum.

Do you ever have one of those moments in life when things don't go quite to plan and out of nowhere a fairly safe and ordinary situation turns bad very quickly, leaving you in a world if FAIL. These are those moments.

Now these are the kind of costumed crusaders you would want around to save you from peril. Lets face it, it's a dangerous would out there and you'd need them close 24/7, even when you went to bed. Just to be 100% sure.