This is why you don't cheat on your girlfriend.

The Absolute Best of the Business Cat Meme

Business Cat is a meme that chronicles the exploits of a cat who happens to be in upper management. If you've ever been near a cat or held down a job for more than a few days, then you can relate to the Business Cat meme. He isn't a bad boss, he usually means well, but he will always handle everything like most cats you've ever known would handle an otherwise-human professional situation. Here's the best of the Business Cat meme, in all its punny, cat-lover glory.

Hot Bikini Girl

There's a contest that girl was proud to enter.

Neon 2

Bright colours and fast paced, non stop action. It can only be Neon 2!

Death Star decor

Light up any party with this glowy space toy

Misfitz 3

The misfitz check out a science fair

Terrifying Kinder Suprise commercial

An old commercial that was commonly played in the UK back in the day. If this didn't give children nightmares, I don't know what will!

Drumming to Super Mario 2

The theme song sounds even more awesome when it's played like this!

Strip Dodgeball

This is got to be the game that every guy in the world desperately wants to play, it would literally NEVER get boring

20 Second Handshake - WTF!?!

Forget just giving a polite, simple hand gesture when you meet someone - Take the time to show you really care with a 20-second handshake, who knows, you'll be definitely picking up all the germs they have on their hand!