Man in Cement Mixer

What happens when you put a man in a cement mixer and turn it on? Hilarity, that's what happens as this guy goes round and round and round—and he doesn't even get stuck in it.

Water is a real nasty mudda! It's an unforgiving b#stard & when it gets cold and freezes it gets real mean and has an evil attraction to total dumb f#cks who think the Titanic was for pussies - Farewell dummies - LIVE & learn!

It wasn't like this when I was a kid. These guys have perfected their art and fitted all the cars with warp drives to make them go just short of the speed of light. In a race like this though, there are no winners...

Well, this guy really likes balloons.. and he wants to be IN them. - LOL

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit building & laugh at her blood-curdling screams of terror. I miss those days!

This super nerd brings together a levitating superconductor and a bewildering Möbius strip made from over 2,000 magnets which allows it to seemingly float both above and below the track. It’s witchcraft.

Elmo gets set on fire.. and loves it! LOL

This was the cats and its loving owners first trip to New Orleans. Let's be honest about this -- it could've well been the cat's first trip down an alligator's throat, as well!?

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

James Cameron teams up with George Lucas, JJ Abrams and Michael Bay to make the ultimate version of Titanic. I'm fairly sure that this is a parody, but it's so close to reality that's it's hard to tell...

A new reality show apparently. What I want to know is what kind of sicko takes pleasure in changing his wife's diaper? - WTF