Dildo Launcher

Yeah, you heard me right. This fine upstanding gentleman has created an slingshot that fires small vibrating massage devices at high velocities. He demonstrates their penetrative power on a block of ballistics gel.

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

They might be amateurs, but these guys sure do have the spirit. Catching some sweet air in broad daylight in the middle of town takes some balls. I wouldn't like to see their repairs bill either...

You might hate Bruno Mars’ music, but you can’t deny he has some comedic talent in this video. Teaming up with Ellen for her hidden camera prank, the pair of them wind up a nurse who’s sent into his dressing room.

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

It might look like a mock up for the greatest NES game ever conceived, but it's no mock up. This is for really realz and it's out now! It's just as awesome as this trailer makes it look as well!

Well, she must be REALLY high if the dog AND the cat are talking.. LOL

During the midnight mass at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican, a crazed woman jumped into the aisle and took out the pope. She's getting coal.

The goal here is to climb to the top of the pole as it falls toward the other side of the lake. This guy looks like he makes it until his pole snaps sending him face first into the sand.

It's Back To The Future with the least subtle in-jokes and nods to the movies you'll ever hear, but admit it. You still kinda want a pair of these don't you? Well there's only 1500 in the world auctioning for $3.5k to $10k.

Creating a dog with hands is one thing, but creating a mutant abomination, able to eat processed cheese snack pots is threatening the existence of every living slacker on the planet. Science has finally gone too far.