Oceanic Fast Food

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

Sometimes the best laid plans goto ruin - People spend months, even years organizing their weddings, but who would think to check that the organ player can play the wedding march song?

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

The dynamic power struggles of Westeros transposed to average office environment. Just be grateful that Danni in marketing doesn’t have a trio of dragons at her disposal to do her bidding.

What with all the Top Gear furore kicking off at the moment about stereotyping Mexicans, let’s take a timely look at Stewart Lee’s Top Gear-hating routine.

Drinkiing like a BOSS! A couple of grandma's shotgun their beers after the Michigan football game. It looks impressive but they failed to crush the cans on their foreheads afterwards.

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.

Sometimes god looks down on us mere mortals and decides "today is not a good day to die!" This bike rider hardly even notices how lucky he is and continues to ride on as if nothing happened.

You've got to like Seann William Scott. Sure, he's not the best actor in the world and he's been in some terrible flicks, but he doesn't take it too seriously. He just takes the paychecks and does what he can to mack onto Halle Berry.