They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

This kid has a freaking awesome dad. If my dad had built a personal rollercoaster for me in the back yard out of PVC and other assorted junk i would have totally lost my tiny little mind, just like this kid.

A cute chick is blowing out candles for her 25th birthday party and gets a bit too close to the flames.

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

BirGirPall Brings us another of his ridiculously awesome Battlefield 3 montages, this one with a Mario World theme. I'd love to see rage videos from all the koopa Troopas he beeped and booped.

Not only does she forget the words to the US National Anthem, but watch what happens when she comes back out to give it another shot.

Some things are so weird they warrant questioning. I have no clue what this goofy chick was trying to achieve here, but I think its a safe bet that this outcome wasn't it?

If you thought there was any chance that jumping off this exercise ball wouldn't end in utter failure for this cat, you don't watch many internet videos.

Send in the clowns...those freaky, tattooed, trashy clowns. Oh wait, they're already here. Curse you, Insane Clown Posse.

Welll we know what this guy does on his weekends..WTF!

Greenville, South Carolina-based actor and impressionist Jamie Costa acts out a humorous scene between Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, Robin Williams, Former President George W. Bush, and Matthew McConaughey.