Battlefield Rap - Dan Bull

Dan Bull brings his lyrical brilliance to yet another video game as he gives Battlefield 3 a rap makeover. He seems to reckon he's pretty badass at FPS games but I reckon I could get his tags pretty easily...

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

This soon-to-be-in-pain loser gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather small jump off a short roof and he still manages to screw it up faceplanting hard. FAIL!

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.

You may’ve been thinking, you hadn’t heard a new single from these guys for some time, and you’d be right. Their first single in 3 years, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip are back with another sharply observed fable on urban life.

Suddenly Paris doesn't look like a good place to go for a vacation - OMG !

Can a bunch of scruffy film students make a better trailer than the big shots of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn't missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer and discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?

This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You've got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i'd pick this option every time!

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

Even though he was reprimanded by a judge later, his driving skills are pretty impressive. He didn't even drop his doughnut.

Pigeons beware, some devious scientist has managed to get the world's most ridiculous canine and stuff a turbo charger in it. No birdlife or postal worker will be safe now.