How Assassins Creed Shoulda Ended

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

New Zealand gets all the best ads. This one is for the new corolla and involves a suicidal cat. Honestly, television adverts don't get much better than this. If you don't at least crack a smile you're not right.

With Hollywood resorting to remakes of remakes of movies that were never very good in the first place, perhaps a feature length movie made of youtube cat videos would do well? At least it would break the formula.

Making car noises might sound kinda lame but this guy has spent his life perfecting it. and despite the fact that it's a completely useless talent and he'll probably never get a real job, the judges like it.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

Whoever said all good action movies had to be made in Hollywood obviously had NEVER been to Uganda? This fantastic Ugandan masterpiece makes Predator & Commando look like Disney films. Just look at the fight scenes :)

Skateboarding, possible the coolest & most dangerous thing you can do on a sidewalk - There's no doubting these are going to hurt like hell, some of them get hit right in the baby-maker, others just fail!

Now this is kinda strange, i'm not sure who is imitating who here? Obvioulsy a baby will crawl, but the dogs behind it are doing it so well that you can only think they have an alterior motive in mind. Weird.

'Fail' comes in all shapes and sizes and doesn't care what age you are, or whether you will undersatnd - This little dude lands a brutal nutshot before falling down to the ground.

Normally I'd mock this guy for calling what he does 'parkour' but he's from the Isle of Man so I think the fact that he's up to something vaguely cool should be encouraged, even if he's calling it by the wrong name...

No wonder she gets a round of applause at the end, as she performs an elaborate balancing act in an attempt to fight off the inevitable & stop herself from taking a tumble. Sometimes it's best to just let gravity do its thing.