Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

Grandma comes over to visit and a 2 year old lab is a little too excited to see her.

Basically we have a chick dancing around the room, nothing odd there, but..., then she meets a glass table and the rest is history! Totally proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention!

Make some room in your busy schedule for this must-see video. It’s not eight, not nine, but ten whole hours of jiggling jubblies and not just any jubblies, but the jubblies of Kate Upton. Tell your secretary to hold your calls.

Slow mo never looked so good!! This has got to be the start of something new!

Talk about taking a (very) long shot! Is this the longest goal ever scored? This dude just kicks the hell out of this ball. Look at soccer stepping its game up!

Well, this guy's got some balls.. and a good story to tell! - LOL

As you may already be aware, the Trolololol guy is no more. He died at the age of 77 in St. Petersburg hospital after a stroke. What better way to commemorate the awesomeness he exuded than with a little trolololol.

PLEASE do not try this at home - EVER! We actually have no idea what this guy is trying to do but he almost blows himself up trying to do it. Those long winters in Russia really are dangerous.

I don't really put much stock in anything a clairvoyant says. If they're claiming supernatural powers, they're either mentally unstable or professional con artists. This guy feels the same way and proves it!

Political satire has never been so difficult to watch. Still, when someone says something as stupid as Todd Akin's proclaimation that legitimate rape = no pregnancy, they deserve everything that's coming to them.