Balloon Crash In Myanmar

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

The last person on earth you want to read you Grindr messages is your mum, which is what makes this so perfect.

How do you discover you have this talent? - GROSS

Never change your horse in the middle of a race, and please don't reach out and smack another guy's horse either.

Now this is one very brave dude, trusting his life (and family jewels) to a female with a golf club. But even on a tough shot like this, she gets the job done with one stroke.

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.

Careful with that wolf whistle - it could land you in a whole lot of pain !!

This weatherman is straight up BUGGIN! - LOL

James Cameron teams up with George Lucas, JJ Abrams and Michael Bay to make the ultimate version of Titanic. I'm fairly sure that this is a parody, but it's so close to reality that's it's hard to tell...

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

If you haven't seen Donald Trumps youtube video where he mistakes the president of the United States for a coin operated dancing monkey, you should. It's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Here's Colbert mocking him.