One Foul-Mouthed Kid!

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

What is respect when it comes down to sex? Being a player, crushing a lot, taking mad risks?! It ain’t just about the platinum and the ice, you gotta remember the rubber cos it protects you and your partner! You don’t get no respect when you’re goin

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*

God knows what got into him, but when Living On A Prayer comes on at a baseball match, it’s like a switch flicks in his brain and he’s off… embarrassment be damned!

If you're a bad parent and you wanted to mess with your kid's head, then you could take out a laser pointer and watch them run around chasing after that evil red dot for hours on end—just like these people.

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

At Mountain Sheep Canyon on Lake Powell, these guys undertook an epic jet ski racing through the slim canyons and capturing it all on a GoPro so we could all experience it vicariously from the comfort of our basements.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like trumpets so we played trumpet through your trumpet so you can listen to trumpets while you trumpet. It's a kind of retro style iPod dock. This is like catnip to hipsters.

What is that swooping through the air like Superman with a rainbow up his ass? It can only be one thing, the supreme majesty of the one cat to rule them all, it's Nyan Cat and he's here to save the internet!

After complaining to the arcade manager a game stole his quarter this kid turns around and breaks his nose on a glass door. Karma is a biatch!