Epic Receding 9yr Old Kid

Talk about getting old before your time! Haircuts aren't usually that funny, but when the haircut is self inflicted and makes the nine year old sporting it look like he's in his mid fifties. WTF!?!

This is the Daft Punk thing all over again -- but this time, the dancer's are drunk - LOL

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

Eating celery when you could be pounding super hot wings and jagerbombs is quite possibly the gayest thing ever!!! Well that is unless to mock you pretend to suck off a stick of celery then make out with one of your friends.

This golden retriever puppy just loves watching sports on TV and tennis appears to be his favorite. And here he is enjoying the Australian Open—far better for him than going outside and playing catch.

When you go clay pigeon shooting with a tank, you need the discs to be much, much bigger than normal—and you might also want to go some place where there are no buildings or people or anything like that.

If you're looking for the ultimate in fancy dress, look no further. Cause grown men to poop their pants and cause hapless children to require thousands of dollars in psychotherapy later in life. Genius.

Sometimes it's totally necessary to do something totally unnecessary, like This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, Jimmy Kimmel bleeping out newsreaders & presenters & making them look like they're swearing when they're not.

If you've ever smoked a little too much and found yourself in a place where it's less about recreation and more about survival, then this should sound familiar. Here's a tip for you; don't try driving...

Remember the Charlie Bit My Finger video? Well, someone's taken said video and made it all zombie. Finally. So the term Charlie bit me takes on a far more sinister tone as the undead hordes come to devour the flesh of the living.

The only other place you'll see a neck snap that hard in boxing is on a Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots play set.