Dog Stick Dilemma

Animal of the day! Even though the stick is too long for the gap between the trees, the dog will not let go. And who blames him? In this economy, we can't just be dropping our possessions.

Time was, maybe way back before the Industrial Revolution, when being a climate scientist was nothing to shout about, no one even knew about the ozone layer. And now look at them, they have their own rap song.

Will the Nosepod become the hottest new gift of the 2009 Christmas shopping season? No one nose for sure.

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

Need a wingman? Want the best of the best? This one comes with his own aviators and Top Gun theme music! He's guaranteed to get you a date and if he doesn't you can always console yourself with some shirtless volleyball.

There are two good things to come out of this. One, his sandals are now clean. Two, all the diseases in New York are now quarantined within one man.

A man is jogging through a wooded area when he sees a bear and immediately kicks it into high gear. I think I speak for all of us watching the video when I say "Next time use a GoPro!"

What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.

You are going to engage with this with the overwhelming thought that this is going to be AWFUL, and i would have agreed with you, but i came, i clicked, and to my horror i found that i seriously liked it - OMG HELP ME!?!

There's trolling and then there's this, which is humiliation, but then these guys are surfing Chatroulette in the hope that they'll see some bewbies, when all they're get is guys' johnsons and men in bikinis.

This is John Webster's entry for the last chance auditions for Canada's Got Talent. Apprently voting has now closed, but fingers crossed this guy has won his place. he's got some tidy bike skills.