First-Person POV Football Nutshot

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

A cat stands on its hind legs and throws some pretty mean punches at a dog that was picking on it.

Wow! This is totally awesome. One of the greatest ways to hook up with a chick ever. It shows awesome skills and a willingness to commit to a girl in front of your friends and the public. What a BOSS this guy is!

This camel ends up taking a seat at this church's Christmas play. Disclaimer: No wise men were harmed in the production of this church's Christmas play, nor were any involved in the planning.

It must make a change for a postman to be greeted by a dog that isn't either looking to chew his ankle or gleefully tear his deliveries asunder. This pooch simply collects the mail and obediently delivers it to his master.

You might not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but this doesn't apply to cats. Kaiser is great with my rats, enjoys going on walks, playing in the bath tub and he thrives on doing tricks!

After seeing this dog's skills, the pool sharks are sure to be just a little bit jealous.

Cats Are dicks. They can be as cute and cuddly as you like but deep down they're all dicks. I bet this guy has never woken his cat up for no reason other than being a little bit bored and lonely...

Prepare yourself for extreme EPIC! The sons of evil meat-slaying demons from planet Beef birth a meat baby from a dead bird. Washed down with some breast milk Jack Daniels. M’mmm.

I love it when beautiful people get owned - I don't think she was expecting this..-LOL

Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap, an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth. But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.