"But I Don't Want To Turn Black!"

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

Waay after youve drained the bag & tipped every last crumb into your eager mouth like your very life depended it, there's always the best part of the doritos left over. The orange finger fuzz. Enjoy.

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

What the hell is that saying "No pain, no gain' all about? I can't see any benefit in this. I'm no doctor, but I think this skater just ruined any chance he had of getting lucky with his boyfriend this weekend - OUCH!

This is Ben Grove, with a killer hangover, on the meanish streets of Manchester, surfing the curb on his board of power. Nothing can stop him, not even one of those barriers that cars have to stop in front of...

This video speaks the truth.. Thank goodness phones now learn words not in their original dictionaries- LOL

If you’re a fan of burly Swedish men in blonde Viking wigs singing Abba, then for one, you might need to get out more. And two, this is your video. A performance that will have you reassessing your devotion to the original.

It's got dancing cats, it's got Mario references. The problem with this video is people will like it so much they are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people, who's face's are all gums.

New Jersey has swamps, guidos, hair gel, and Snooki. Why not have a 3 year old running the place...