Sky Lantern Awesomeness

Forget relaesing just one single glowing lantern into the sky, what you really need are thousands & thousands all released together, it's as close to legal pyrotechnic pleasure as you can get.

Effing Funny Spot featuring the results of a dating service hook-up that didn't quite work out. Personally I don't see what her problem is, the guy seems perfectly normal to me.. Seriously Honey, get over yourself.

This kid was attempting to jump off the hood of a moving car for a D.I.Y stunt, but bounced off the windshield instead. I'm guessing he knows what a bug feels like now at the moment of impact - OUCH!

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

New Jersey has swamps, guidos, hair gel, and Snooki. Why not have a 3 year old running the place...

A Cleveland police officer pushes an 18-year old driver out of the way of an out-of-control car before being struck himself on an icy highway. The officer's pelvis was broken, but he is expected to survive.

Time to take a lesson in history, this is exactly how the cold war started you know. They are all like this. The crazy cold weather bastards. Still, it's better to laugh at your enemy then fear him!

This guy over shot his landing, and it cost him bad.. - OUCH

Looks like he's bitten off way more than he can chew. Considering how badly this goes, do you think he practiced this ever before? Well he has certainly got me psyched on martial arts so I'd better be off down to the Dojo......

A news crew happens to catch a trolley ramming into the back of a horse-drawn carriage during a news story. No one was seriously injured.

A small plane comes in for a landing and slams a massive bird that gets stuck on its left wing.