Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

What a jerk-off this dude is towards his girlfriend, she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

Back to the Future was a great film, but the guy who animated this obviously thinks that he can can do it faster. To prove his point he animated everything that happens in the film in under a minutes. Skills.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

This kitty either has a weight issue and wants to try and burn off some excess calories or it has identity issues & is using the washing machine as a giant version of a hamster wheel. Lets hope he cleans up his act soon!

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. - LOL

Good old Freddie Wong, leaving us with one last awesome video before the festive break, featuring a real-life team death match. Running around fields shooting people mercilessly has never been so much fun.

The latest installment in Mankind's never ending quest to find out what will blow up in a microwave oven. This time around is a box of wine.. seems like alcohol abuse to me though.

A balloon doesn't get quite enough lift to make it over the barrier during a demonstration in Groningen, Netherlands. What a bunch of air heads.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.