Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

Tropical storm Jimena raged through Baja California this weekend, and this guy accidentally does an in-depth report on the nasty runoff puddles the storm created.

Sometimes you hit the table, and sometimes the table hits you - HARD! Based on his lack of acrobatic skills, this must be the adopted brother.

At the 2014 Allentown Comic Con a cosplay contest was judged by celebrity cosplayer Riki Lecotey. To keep the crowd entertained they asked a spot-on Peter Griffin cosplayer to take the mic & he KILLED it!

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

‘MySpace Models’, it’s almost the perfect oxymoron evar, the imagery it conjurs up makes me want to do an involuntary Duck-Face! This is my new anthem!

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.

A short video showcasing a handful of incredible rat tricks performed by five talented rats - The burning question in your head after wathing this will be "How the hell did they get trained to do that?" - It's magic!

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

Hannah Hart from the hilarious and fantastic "My Drunk Kitchen" looks at some of the common misconceptions related to alcohol consumption—so before you go on your next binge drinking session, take a watch.