Blind Norwegian Office Affair

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

We all hate them, you walk out at lunch time to get yourself a shitty tuna baguette from Pret and before you get to the door you’re pounced on by a charity mugger. Ugh!

If you're scared of snakes then this will really worry you, time to leave the panet QUICK. This huge python has worked out how to open doors, so basically you're not safe anywhere now.

When Eddie finally bites the dust and his undead bones are laid to rest this is what the angels will be playing as he approaches the pearly gates. Assuming that is, that heaven is where he's destined...

A man destroys a sign and his car after losing control and careening head on into a tree. Luckily, he survived the crash.

After impaling his junk on this post, this guy will always have this video to remind him of the last time he was one of the guys.

Sometimes no matter what you do you have NO chance - This has FAIL written all over it.. LOL

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!

Quite clearly the best she-nerd song rendition of a poem about Dungeons & Dragons you will see today. Seriously. If you see a better one in the next 24 hours I'll give you my lucky D20 and the underpants I stole from Gary Gygax.