One Foul-Mouthed Kid!

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you, and for those times when it's the latter it's often best to just give up and go home and count your blessings, which is what these guys should've done.

This will teach you some respect & not to honk at the elderly - WTF!?!

So you think panda's are just cute & innocent animals without an evil bone in their bodies. Think again. Prepare to be shocked by the kind of sh#t it seems like they're actually into! Scat-ter people. Fast.

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

They might be amateurs, but these guys sure do have the spirit. Catching some sweet air in broad daylight in the middle of town takes some balls. I wouldn't like to see their repairs bill either...

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

You can have so much fun with a rubber snake, scaring women and children and it's also a great way to trick fat people to getting some exercise—and starting fights with stranger's dads.

This guy sounded like he had a pretty solid argument going with the cops but finally decided that he was faster than both of them and took off. Sad the cops only made it 10 steps before giving up.

We're trying to get our soldiers out of Afghanistan. It's just going to take a little more work to get some of them.

She went from 23 to 73 in no time at all, which means there were probably a couple of hours where she was a really hot cougar. Surprisingly this was the result of a medical condition and not an unhappy marriage.