Girl Scares & Tazes Boyfriend

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

This is either genius or the harbinger of the End Times and I can't for the life of me decide which it is. While it's funny watching someone sing while petrified, it represents a new low in televisual entertainment.

The art of ping pong amounts to: Be fast, be furious and when called for, you may find yourself returning a shot from a neighbouring court. Follow those simple rules, and who knows, you could master Wii Sports in no time.

Ah yes, “fucking magnets, how do they work?”—a line made famous by Insane Clown Posse’s track Miracles - It’s something to do with energy-related vectors and shit. Just watch the damn video.

Somehow this lucky train inspector avoids getting crushed by two different trains within seconds of each other. Something tells me that he doesn't need to get THAT close to the vehicles to make an evaluation!?

Ever wondered what supervillains get up to once they're retired from a life of crime? Here's what Banes been upto since he tried to take over Gotham and complete Ra's Al Ghul plan for destruction and rebirth.

Time for Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan to have a lovely cocktail of snot. Well, sort of. Actually, by the looks of it there's not much appreciation going on, just impressions and goblets of sputum.

An awesome prank pulled on unsuspecting shoppers in a public mall. The cheesy music and laugh track kinda ruin the funny a little bit but it's still pretty damn hilarious when they realise they've been pranked.

As if it isn’t tough enough being hard of hearing or deaf, now the kids that rely on essential services like educational support and speech therapy are facing cuts to this integral part of their lives.

Working on Wallstreet. It's like working at an all you can exploit buffet. Still at least they occasionally get a reality check when a little girl with a mic offers them a napkin to wipe the blood from their hands.

Try not to get too excited that this might be unofficial footage from the new Transformers film, as it will only lead to disappointment. It's more like the fight FAIL version of Number 5 from Short Circuit!