The Horniest Man in Show Business

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

At the Melbourne Skydive Centre they fly, not quite like birds soaring across the blue heavens, but they fly. Ish. It’s more like a meditative fuck you to gravity and giving a big middle digit to the laws of the universe.

An awesome prank, this one. Get you mate to jump into a puddle that isn't actually a puddle, but a 6ft+ plunge pool filled with freezing cold, filthy water. He probably won't be your friend after, but it's totally worth it.

It's a sad day when SpongeBob Squarepants and Mickey Mouse are caught on tape beating the hell out of a driver on a road in Russia—they're role models to children, how could they even contemplate doing this? Must be drunk.

Okay so he's not THAT Mr Miyagi, but he's still pretty damn awesome. He's very skilled, has incredible balance and skates in a unique way to boot. Not that fast, but technical and picks awkward spots to skate.

This should teach us all to be more aware of our surroundings. And also to not trust people who stop you on the street and ask you if you'd go out with someone in an app.

Hear the joke about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower? She married it. She’s also had a relationship with the Golden Gate Bridge. You know what though? Still a better love story than Twilight.

With this video of a spool hunting down a cameraman, I think we can finally say that pretty much amywhere in Russia is a possible location for a scene from Final Destination?

You should never mess with sleeping people.. EVER - ROFL!!!

An Instagram account has been asking people to decide whether certain celebrities are in the throes of pleasure—or experiencing the discomfort of pain. Can you work out which?

She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way.