Hot Chick Gets Second-Story Antiquing

A sunbathing Nikki gets water and flour tossed on her from two stories up. Nikki's mom used to tell her she could do much better than John. After watching her in these videos, she quickly revised her opinion.

The fastest climber in the West, just look at it go, it shoots up that scratch post like it's got a rocket up its ass powered by nitroglycerin. It's like the video's been sped up. Vrrrroooosh! Spider-Kittay!

You're a zombie hellbent on the destruction of man but you want a flattering MySpace pic? Here's how.

The band has a strict "No Groupies" policy, but that's mainly because this guy is the only one interested in the job.

This is one way to while away the day, load a trolley up with hot girls in bikinis & hit the local sidewalk.Then just dump them off the curb and watch them fall on the hard concrete. Harsh but funny.

She's the percolator and it is time for her, so make way for her astonishing table dancing. The only thing she ends up percolating is that table, just wait until mom and dad get home and realise their precious table is ruined. LMAO.

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

Now this is a film trailer. This not only makes you want to watch this film, but drag all your friends and a bunch of strangers along too. This is how you advertise a movie!

Sometimes it doesn't matter how much effort you put into a job it's not gonna make a difference. The poor little guy tried so hard to make that stuffed animal happy.

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!