The Worst Person In The World

I hope something terrible happens to her and she has to become the "dishpan hands" model.

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

The word 'Epic' is tossed around quite a lot these days but one cannot help but use it to describe the incredible specticle that is before us when Brooke turns on her webcam, which never fails to turn us on... Drool Time!

Want an automatic ketchup delivery system? Tough titties. That dream is still a little ways off yet. Sure, there are people working on it, but they're not exactly humanity's best and brightest...

In the world of sport FAIL is king! Female athletics just took two steps forward and a massive shoulder to the chest backwards. Proof that babes & alcohol do not mix well!

This is pretty damn nerdy. After watching it for a while though, you can also appreciate that it's pretty damn impressive. To fly a remote controlled plane with that precision takes real skill. And a real nerd!

One of the best compilations of fails, owns, falls, crashes, and just plain 'oops' moments. - LOL

You know a performance must be bad when in the back of your mind you’re wishing for Rebecca Black to come on and save your ears. Maybe it’s some kind of performance piece made to make us hate?

This little dog can dance better than you. But thats nothing really heavy to worry about because he may also freak out chicks better than you do too. So it's all good!

Poor fella looks like he'd rather be at the dentists having his teeth pulled than in bed with this psycho hose beast doing the horizontal monster mash. What a sissy. SCARY!