Die Hard Romance

Considering I have based quite a lot of my life around the sayings in Die Hard this video was a bit of a let down but at least it reminded me of the great movie.

At a meeting of car enthusiasts in Italy, a grandma decides to bust some dance moves to the music coming from one of the cars—and sure she may not be a looker, but you have to give her 10/10 for enthusiasm.

Some chick loses her footing while descending a steep mountain yet luckily walks away unharmed after nearly killing her boyfriend

If you've ever hit your nuts then will know what these guys are about to go through. Ooof, right in the babymaker. Or ex-babymaker. But if they're dumb enough to do this, do we really want their spawn walking the earth?

A twenty year old woman attempts to commit suicide by laying down in front of a train and although nobody rushes to her aid until the train passes her attempt still fails.

There's a lot of nonsense being spouted about 2012 and ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts and science. Enjoy.

School field trips are always debatable days of boredom, kids being sick on the coach and arguments. No one wants to be there - Indeed, school trips should be crap. But never racist.

It's pretty damn hilarious to watch these three grubby old ladies watching a celebrity getting pounded 'Greek style' but it does kinda make you worry that your own grandparents might be just as filthy as these...

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL

This is WEIRD! If you want a cigarette lit or a BBQ started and you want it done in style, you better talk to this guy. It may take him a few minutes to get his oral inferno all fired up but it's well worth the wait.

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?