Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

If you're the type to get excited about pretty pixels then you'd better reach for the cushion of modesty as the latest Crysis game engine is just visible on the horizon. It's all leafy and lush.

Sometimes the wrong answer can be the right one (for the internet!) The only person who would think this answer is correct is Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino.

Before the Adidas Originals House Party, David and KG had a little one-on-one competition in the yard !

If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope and as few braincells as possible. WTF!?!

This chick befriends a Great White shark and it allows her to hand feed it fish from the side of her boat. It's kinda cool and all that but lady you are kinda turning yourself into a real tasy snack - WTF!?

You know a performance must be bad when in the back of your mind you’re wishing for Rebecca Black to come on and save your ears. Maybe it’s some kind of performance piece made to make us hate?

2011 is nearly over so what better time to reflect back on 365 days of fail from local news stations across the states. nothing goes wrong quite as spectacularly as when it's all being broadcast live.

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

This mother tries to pee off the side of a speeding boat but leans back to far and crashes into the lake.