Exotic Dancing FAIL!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

The wait is finally over, the enthralling new instalment of the craft of conflict arrives this year - prepare yourself!

Lego & Star Wars were both synonymous with my childhood, they feed the hopes of children who stick the little bits of plastic together in the hope they’ll be as exciting as they dream. They never are.

This Lil X-Men feline's Adamantium claws get in the way of pretty much everything he does, meaning you wouldn't want him anywhere near your sofa—but he'd be good at silencing the neighbor's dog.

Just a damn sexy woo-man running around in her undies for every man (and woman) to ogle and enjoy. Then you’ll go out and buy your wife a pair and she’ll look nothing like this and you’ll be bitter and angry.

Just when you thought you'd seen everything this turns up. Two girls wear their pants on the outside and try to be alluring while an obese infant in a diaper rocks rhythmically while struggling for breath. WTF!?

I know what you're thinking: "Freezing your tongue to the light pole? What a complete idiot." Well, he's not a complete idiot. He left a small part of himself on that pole.

This kid pulls off a pretty sweet flip from a swing onto his waiting bike. Unfortunately, all his friends were busy getting driver's licenses and dating girls so no one cared.

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

Like a lot of girls recently this chick decides to check her boyfriend's cell phone and finds a lot of calls from another girl. Some say if Elin hadn't checked Tiger's cell phone Chris Henry would be alive today.

Poor old people NEVER learn... - LOL