Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

A super cute animation about a dog eating his dinner. It's not satirical, hard-hitting, gross or meme worthy, but it is well animated and totally cute and sometimes that's all you need. Awww.

This brings a new meaning to the word.. -LOL

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

You're a zombie hellbent on the destruction of man but you want a flattering MySpace pic? Here's how.

Having zero idea what's happening is technically both, 'fair,' and, 'balanced.'

Want the perfect snap of yourself ? Then you are going to need very special skills my friend...

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.

It might be incredibly childish but having a chat with a pen full of turkeys is inexplicably entertaining. All you need to do is drive over, wind down your window and gobble at them and they'll gobble right back! Awesome.

Watch out! It's Spongebob's DARK side.. LOL