German River Surfing - WTF!?!

Twice as rad as inlet surfing, and still half as radical as real surfing. OMG

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

If Eric Cartman is to be believed all black guys can do this. It's like a natural inbuilt talent. Even so, this guy can really play. This isn't your typical slap bass show off, this guy is truly epic.

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

It's refreshing to see someone not taking themselves too seriously, and what's even more refreshing is the awesome 80s track they've got on this video. It's inspirational.

What's this!? Somebody call Mulder and Scully because this footage shows a UFO hovering over a tourist hotspot in London.

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

Assorted destruction in super slow-mo. It’s mesmerizing stuff, I wish the world had a super slow-mo function like you had on GoldenEye on the N64. A hot girl walks by, super slow-mo that down.

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

During the UCI Track Cycling World Championship, Julie Leth wipes out and takes four other cyclists with her, snapping American Shelley Evan's bike in half as she flips over her handlebars. FAIL Awesomeness!